The movie starts with this below quote.
“As you think, so shall you become.” – Bruce Lee.
“As you think, so shall you become.” – Bruce Lee.
Yes, agreed..
But while thinking, do remember,
"Your mind is
the scene of the crime". – Christopher Nolan
I want to confess my thoughts, predictions, premise and
conclusions that I felt while watching the film.
Right from the beginning, everything seemed odd rather
offbeat. Mysskin boasting about the fights and techniques used in the film, the
possible ways that he was going to make a lineup of sequels, 12kg super-hero
suit, actors learning martial arts and stuff. Like most of you, I thought this is
either going to suck money in the blatant name of martial arts (like Surya's 7aam
Arivu) or its going be a desperate attempt to make a super-hero movie from a Hollywood
flick. Great snakes, to my surprise it was a compost of both and the viewers were royally screwed.
I am a big fan of Mysskin right from his debut movie Chitiram Pesudhadi. I
still remember the excitement and slowly building seriousness and tension while
watching Anjaathey. I pretty much liked the desi-Kikujiro (Nandhalaala) and Yuddham
sei. But, Mugamoodi ….. I CAN’T BARE !!!
Curtains rose at the multiplex screen, along with my
expectations. Once the villain was shown and the first shot faded to, sort-of a
comic, Marvel or DC Comic book pages flipping from top to bottom, I felt a
slight punch in my abs.
The Plot:
Expectations:
Hero is so passionate about Kung-fu (they call it so). Feels
his Kung-fu Master his Godfather. Hero wanders
aimlessly and falls for a bieberlicious chick. Couldn’t tolerate the crimes happening in the society,
hero turns himself to a masked vigilante. An invincible gang performs series of
robberies around the city and a cop is so desperate to catch them. Finally how
Mr.Mugamoodi caught the gang, lies the ultimate suspense and surprise in the
story.
Reality:
A street kung-fu guy who calls himself Bruce wayne.. sorry
Bruce Lee, gets a boner seeing a
gigantic brunette whose IQ level will definitely be topped by a kid at play
school. To control his boner and to see her at night, he prepares a rexine suit
with the help of a grandpa- wannabe Lucius Fox. On the parallel world, at chennai's Arkham asylum, a guy with
serious psychological condition robs the city at night, after watching Heath
Ledger’s inevitable performance in ‘The Dark Knight’ from HBO continuously for
a month. Along with it, I assume he might have watched ‘The Town’ (masks) and ‘Kung
fu Hustle’ (The Axe gang), that makes him pathetically attempt and try uttering
dialogues for which even 7-year olds will give a face palm. Meanwhile Commissioner
Gordon, yes you are right, Naaser tries to catch this robber. How Mr. Mugamoodi
goofs up, spoofs up himself and kills the villain hilariously lies the ultimate
idiocracy.
How Mugamoodi could’ve happened:
After watching hell lot of Akira Kurosawa and Takeshi Kitano
movies for ‘n’ number of times, Mysskin was desperate to kick some real a$$ in
Kollywood. Combining his love and interest for martial arts, voracious reading,
comics, super-hero stories, Mysskin in one night stand with a Jack Daniel's whiskey, successfully
turned as Ram Gopal Varma of Kollywood (hope you movie buffs can understand
what I am trying to say). A script was finally written on a puked tissue stolen
from a local bar (which was show in the first song). Names it as a different, off-beat daring attempt.
I don't want to write more about this. Furnishing possible,
Trivia, FAQ’s, assumptions, theories and conclusion from
Mugamoodi:
· No its not a rip off of MGR’s
‘Engal veetu Pillai’. Booo.
· This film is a dedication to Bruce
Lee. No, not to his mysterious death.
· Nolan’s ‘Batman’ Trilogy DVD can be
purchased for the ticket price at Moore Market.
· If you want to read about tamil super
hero stories, go and buy the classic tamil comics ‘Irumbukka Maayavi’ from
Rani comics, 3rd lane,
Bunder street, T-Nagar, Chennai. (Click
here to trace in Google maps). Hoooo.
· Naaser is the Morgan Freeman of south
Indian films. But in this flick he fits in the role of Commissioner Gordon, than Lucius Fox.
· Heroine is the runner up in Miss
Universe. Her acting is perfect that she can be casted in Desi/Tamil version of
Jersey Shore series yet to be aired in Star Vijay TV.
· Narain has some serious condition and
deep pain in acting after knowing the fact that ‘Heath Ledger’ was dead, post
his 'Joker' performance.
· No, Anguswamy’s character (Narain) was
not offered to Actor Santhanam initially.
· Mysskin fantasized Dark knight climax
mating with Spiderman-3 climax for Mugamoodi’s climax.
· Climax, shot in harbor, 30 kids in a
school bus, tied and hanged from a crane, with heroine tied to a rope, villain
willingly loses his hand and falling down from the..... WTF !!
· You may get the Dejavu of Bruce Lee’s
Bigboss, Fist of fury etc.. in some shots when one kung-fu guy goes and hits
the other guys from his opponent school for insulting his master.
· Reason for Grandpa Character wearing
the Sherlock Holmes suit with funny hat and a pipe in climax, only god knows.
(Don’t tell me that he was with the guy from costume department)
· You will love to watch dubbed super
hero movies in theatres after watching Mugamoodi.
· I ain’t going to a Mysskin movie again
unless if its shot in yellow-bulb, dim light.
· This is what happens when an
unstoppable force (experiment subject, dumbness) meets an immovable object (mass, high
budget, crowd pleasing).
· Oh yes, this guy K makes some good
BGM, Seriously.
Further contributions, comments, views, trolls are welcomed.
Further contributions, comments, views, trolls are welcomed.
For all you people who were fed up watching ‘Mugamoodi’, I
suggest you to watch ‘Supermen of Malegaon’. Please do watch it. I assure that
your laughing bone and brains will definitely be tingled.
P.S. If someone is offended directly or indirectly in the above post, am.... Dude just STFU, go and watch this movie for 3 hours. You'll understand my pain.
5 comments:
averaged one..
mugamoodi (mask).... sucks
To put banana skin back in car . she parked her bike in center of the road....what he[myiskin] want to say. and slow motion shots for her makes me sick to watch .Chithiram Pesuthadi and Anjathe was better .
I literally stuffed bucket popcorn in my mouth in that scene.
I literally stuffed bucket popcorn in my mouth in that scene.
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